one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone
I’m the exact opposite. Whenever I kill a bug I immediately get scared that word will get around the bug community and I’ll get swarmed and eaten alive in retaliation.
i like laying on these things when i’m in a pool
but i also fucking hate it because there is a 1000% chance that some dickwad will come up under me and flip me over